I must pass on this important technological breakthrough that I witnessed at jesusoftheweek.com. When his halo turns red, get under the bed!
Interestingly, the religious aspect of this fine piece of craftsmanship makes the resultant terror warnings immune on Kantian grounds from empirical verification or falsification. You are free to believe or disbelieve the claims of this ad according to your whims!
To read the text more easily, see the full size version at http://threatalertjesus.com/taj-original.html.
Wes Alwan says
He died for your safety.
I think the Catholics should get on board with a Patron Saint personal safety product suite.
Interceding for your saftey since AD 33…
Daniel Horne says
What Would Jesus Declare (on his Customs form?)