I must pass on this important technological breakthrough that I witnessed at jesusoftheweek.com. When his halo turns red, get under the bed!
Interestingly, the religious aspect of this fine piece of craftsmanship makes the resultant terror warnings immune on Kantian grounds from empirical verification or falsification. You are free to believe or disbelieve the claims of this ad according to your whims!
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