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The Personal Philosophy of (i.e. for) Callum Keith Rennie

December 14, 2010 by Mark Linsenmayer 1 Comment

Donating another philosophy to a needy minor celebrity, this time the guy who played the most sensitive cylon and other roles. For y'all just tuning in, read this to learn how to order your own special personal magical cool-ass philosophy. I have to credit my dad, noted children's performer Mr. Bob, for giving me the idea for this one.

Callum Keith Rennie's Personal Philosophy*

We are certainly not the greatest things in the universe. Just as we are in symbiosis with micro-organisms in our cells and digestive tracks and other disgusting places, it stands to reason that we are gross little bugs infesting the intestines of some greater galactic entities, and just as our bacteria don't give a damn about us, so should we be not only ungrateful, but positively resentful of these great, bloated sacks that think they can just surround us and USE us for no pay to digest their lousy food. Bastards! We should devote all of our energy to building giant ulcer-causing weapons to teach those disgusting, unspeakably fat, manipulative motherfuckers what's what.

*This personal philosophy should not in any way be taken to reflect the actual, current views or predilections of this person, though, given that it was crafted JUST for him or her, he or she should really feel obliged to adopt this philosophy out of politeness if not actual gratitude.

-Mark Linsenmayer

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