A Personal Philosophy has been donated to Matt, who has appeared in many TV shows and movies and video games. He also broadcasts via the entertaining GeeksOn podcast I've blogged about, but is perhaps best known for being the first dude killed in Species III.
Matt Yang King's Personal Philosophy*
I believe there is a force within each of us that can enable us to do amazing things. Scientists say that the human short term memory is only able to remember seven numbers at a time, but when I reach deep down and touch that spark of divinity within myself, I can totally remember eight. As long as they're not fours. I'm not so good with fours.
I believe that if you arrange the furniture in your living room just so, it creates a pattern that lets energy flow freely. The particular arrangement I have in mind involves putting the fridge right in the main entranceway and leaving it open all the time.
I believe that the body a has natural healing power that can fight off any disease with appropriate concentration. I've been experimenting with various concentrations of disease to see exactly how much disease is appropriate for getting the healing power up and fighting, and I'll let you know when I've figured that out exactly.
I'm not feeling too well, though, and my gums have turned black, so I'm not sure when that will happen. Thank you for your time, and please watch me on your televisions.
*This personal philosophy should not in any way be taken to reflect the actual, current views or predilections of this person, though, given that it was crafted JUST for him or her, he or she should really feel obliged to adopt this philosophy out of politeness if not actual gratitude.