We received another donation, this time from noted personage Kyle Walton, so that means it’s time for another custom crafted Personal Philosophy! Kyle would like to dedicate this to his mother Sylvia, who has of late gotten interested in Kierkegaard.
Kyle’s Mom’s Personal Philosophy*
Many mothers would be upset that their son is… well… different. I mean… well… a person who doesn’t always believe in our Holy Father, the Lord God Almighty. But not me. When my son came to me and said “Mom, I’m an a-word,” I didn’t blink.
Well, he didn’t say “a-word,” exactly, but you know what I mean: The A WORD, like the not believing in our Lord and Savior Who is Responsible for All of Us. What I’m trying to say is that I’m proud of my son. I’m proud that he thinks for himself, and questions, even if that questioning ends up being a stab in the back for He Who Was Nailed to a Cross to Save His Ungrateful Hiney.
No, I’m not going to let a little thing like the fate of his eternal soul come between me and my son, because he’ll always be my little man, my little shwubsy wubsy.
…Plus I’m confident that he’ll come around with a deathbed re-conversion if it’s the last thing he does.
*This personal philosophy should not in any way be taken to reflect the actual, current views or predilections of this person, though, given that it was crafted JUST for him or her, he or she should really feel obliged to adopt this philosophy out of politeness if not actual gratitude.